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This flimsy mask will surely protect me. | 44 | 20.66% | |
I have or wish to have the Coronavirus. | 24 | 11.27% | |
I have some other virus; HIV or maybe viral Meningitis. | 7 | 3.29% | |
I am already dead. | 67 | 31.46% | |
On my way to Vegas, Randall Flagg is calling. | 32 | 15.02% | |
Mossad agents are dancing again. | 39 | 18.31% | |
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I just cover my hands in enough poop so that the ecoli eats the viruses.
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I noticed the expensive hard to replace doctors are getting the good gear at the hospitals while the low paid grunts get Walmart gear.
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Let's hope there's not a panic run on Vodka. | |||
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How do you not get shit water everywhere if you are spraying yourself in the ass
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Just had a fridge moment...
The scare mongering about corona virus, encouraging people to behave in a sanitary fashion, might end up saving lives that would have otherwise been lost to more ‘mundane’ causes, such as flu and so on. | ||
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The shortage of hand sanitizer due to panic buys might actually make it worse for a while. | |||
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