Bragging Rights: Post your nerd cred

[ereur]

Only 30 lbs? Lightweight.

[toddfx]

Originally Posted by Shannacore [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

When I was 8 I was in a tech magazine for Intel. I was holding a mouse by its cord in front of my face looking disgusted.

Haha very nice. Was it an Apple mouse? Or did they think girls would be disgusted by computers? Or maybe they were just being too literal about the mouse?

Originally Posted by Desert [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

nobody knows about the 24 node blade server in my closet. nobody.

That's what I like to hear! What kind of rendering do you do?

[blanks77]

I've smoked dimethyltryptamine (DMT) over 40+ times.

[Theldios]

Originally Posted by Knuckle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I have a tattoo of the One Ring on my index finger. I dress up in a zelda costume for costume parties or halloween. My pubes are braided like a dwarven beard. I have three computers, one for porn, one for everquest, one for tv. I live in my moms basement, and frequently invite high school losers over on the weekend for dungeons and dragons play sessions. I do LARPs once a month, I'm an Earl now, and command 50 people beneath me. I'm the kid doing lightning bolt in the youtube video. My penis is very small and I have alot of acne, im 30lbs overweight. I consider suicide everytime a kid from highschool comes in and talks shit at me while im making his mcflurry. I visualize naked elven women when I jerk off on my inflatable lover(i wouldnt risk impregnating it with my seed).

My Cred is I look up to this guy like he's my hero!
I some day want to be as awesome as him!

[Neno]

Originally Posted by blanks77 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I've smoked dimethyltryptamine (DMT) over 40+ times.

<3 Mimosa hostilis

One of the professors SWIM works with synthesizes his own LSD and SWIM routinely trades him several grams of DMT for 1/2 sheets of blotter. Not really sure why he just doesn't make it himself but SWIM isn't going to complain.

[Japan]

^^^^^^
Fucking nice.

I hosted a segment on Nick News about hoover dam when I was a kid. Also, I've ordered more than one case of Bawls online.

I was on a CAL-I cs1.6 team and got paid to play cs briefly pre-depression.

[Knightmare]

Denial Nerd points.. let's tally mine 'em up:

I owned Pong, when it was brand new, and was addicted to it. +1

I played Atari for hours a day and loved it, before it ever was called the 2600. "Combat" ftw. +1

I bought a brand new Commodore, not the crappy C64 mind ya. Oh no, I had to be a pro uber nerd at the age of 15 and get the Commodore 128. And then actually program my own crappy games on it.. which were about like low tech Space Invaders. +2

Later I played the D&D games on the C128 which required changing the discs whenever you zoned, 8 discs at that. Pool of Radiance addict. +1

I actually used the modem on that C128 to go "online" and send text to my friend down the street. I got to his house before the message even arrived. +1

I owned the NES, then Genesis, then SonyCD, and never moved off of consoles until I saw Iksar in Kunark. And thought Iksar were the coolest thing since Pong. +1

I drove 7 hours and slept in my Camaro to go to an Everquest-fest thing in Baltimore to meet members of my guild IRL. +1

I still think Iksar are the coolest thing since Pong. +1

I married a bigger nerd than I am. +2

That's over 10 nerd points. More depending on your grading system. To look at me you'd never know I was so uncool [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Zereh]

Originally Posted by Knightmare [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

crappy C64

Lode Runner ftw!

[Japan]

reads more like 10 old man points to me.

[Knightmare]

Originally Posted by Japan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

reads more like 10 old man points to me.

Started young, with many things [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Then again I guess I did give away something.. 15 with a Commodore 128, roughly the '80s so... eh yeah okay. Old man it is!