BUMP : When PvP happens, everyone loses

[Not Salem]

ORIGINALLY POSTED BY : Leftoverture

It was a day seemingly like any other. Norrath's blissful sun rose on another glorious day in Highkeep as well as Timtebow and his Christian summer camp. After some time culling heathen goblins for funds for the Timtebow Foundation, it became apparent something was horribly amiss. Evil worshippers of Innoruuk were KILLING THE CHRISTIAN CAMPERS. Kneeling down and flexing his great muscles mightily, Timtebow said a prayer to Quellious and set to work dispatching this infamous villain.

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The necromonger returned, seeking to challenge the message on Timtebow's eye black, but 2 deaths were enough to send him on his way.

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This well geared rogue was welcome by the campers despite being nothing more than a common theif. He was foolish enough to follow our hero far into his grand palace. He got lost and was slain.

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Suddenly new challengers appeared. Three foul criminals from the guild <Meow> had taken to killing campers as well. They would have been welcomed by our Christian naivite but their faithless devotion to a false god was an affront to all my senses

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Victory in the name of Christ seemed to only anger these beasts. Mckatface took it upon himself to stalk Timtebow invisibly, only appearing to root him in dark corners where he could not call out to his brothers. Thankfully a sympathetic Moor was nearby willing to aid our intrepid hero.

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After these latest dealings Tim retreated to the far reaches of camp. Suddenly he is stunned by some sort of supernatural force and a Moor appears before him.

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[Mon Mar 12 18:11:36 2012] You say, 'oh'
[Mon Mar 12 18:11:41 2012] Sirken tells you, 'oh hi'
[Mon Mar 12 18:11:43 2012] You say, 'hello'
[Mon Mar 12 18:11:48 2012] Sirken tells you, 'we're going to have a talk'
[Mon Mar 12 18:11:50 2012] Taking a screenshot...
[Mon Mar 12 18:11:58 2012] You told Sirken, 'talk to me'
[Mon Mar 12 18:12:22 2012] Purchin Oddsbot begins to cast a spell.
[Mon Mar 12 18:12:33 2012] Isabella Cellus says 'Get away from me!'
[Mon Mar 12 18:12:35 2012] Isabella Cellus says 'I gotta get out of here!'
[Mon Mar 12 18:12:37 2012] Players on EverQuest:
[Mon Mar 12 18:12:37 2012] ---------------------------
[Mon Mar 12 18:12:37 2012] [ANONYMOUS] Squirty  <Meow>
[Mon Mar 12 18:12:37 2012] [ANONYMOUS] Mump 
[Mon Mar 12 18:12:37 2012] [ANONYMOUS] Marvolo 
[Mon Mar 12 18:12:37 2012] [ANONYMOUS] Timtebow  <Flowers of Happiness>
[Mon Mar 12 18:12:37 2012] There are 4 players in HighKeep.
[Mon Mar 12 18:12:39 2012] Isabella Cellus says 'I see you!'
[Mon Mar 12 18:12:43 2012] Sirken tells you, 'firstly, i dont want you to use npcs/mobs to grief players, especially lowend to mid range players'
[Mon Mar 12 18:12:48 2012] Squirty begins to cast a spell.
[Mon Mar 12 18:12:51 2012] Sirken tells you, 'its shitty and its bad for the server'
[Mon Mar 12 18:12:53 2012] Isabella Cellus says 'I just adore this place.'
[Mon Mar 12 18:13:05 2012] a pickclaw seer begins to cast a spell.
[Mon Mar 12 18:13:24 2012] Tsaria Jnarus begins to cast a spell.
[Mon Mar 12 18:13:28 2012] Dyrna Nlith begins to cast a spell.
[Mon Mar 12 18:13:30 2012] Sirken tells you, 'second, your name violates the naming policy, so you need to pick a new one'
[Mon Mar 12 18:13:50 2012] You told Sirken, 'aww thats low'
[Mon Mar 12 18:13:55 2012] a pickclaw seer begins to cast a spell.
[Mon Mar 12 18:13:58 2012] Sirken tells you, 'rules are rules'
[Mon Mar 12 18:14:19 2012] You told Sirken, 'can i explain?'
[Mon Mar 12 18:14:29 2012] Sirken tells you, 'explain what?'
[Mon Mar 12 18:14:29 2012] Purchin Oddsbot begins to cast a spell.
[Mon Mar 12 18:14:33 2012] You told Sirken, 'i know i wont get out of the name but this isnt really a gm situation'
[Mon Mar 12 18:14:54 2012] Sirken tells you, 'im not saying you did anything wrong'
[Mon Mar 12 18:14:54 2012] Isabella Cellus says 'Stop following me!'
[Mon Mar 12 18:14:59 2012] Marnamena tells the guild, 'whos can i get a wutwut on forums?'
[Mon Mar 12 18:15:06 2012] You told Sirken, 'mckatface had been following me around invis trying to fight me for some time, its not griefing to break his invis if he's kos here right?'
[Mon Mar 12 18:15:07 2012] Aeris Greymalkyn begins to cast a spell.
[Mon Mar 12 18:15:09 2012] a pickclaw spiritist begins to cast a spell.
[Mon Mar 12 18:15:10 2012] You told Sirken, 'oh ok'
[Mon Mar 12 18:15:22 2012] a pickclaw seer begins to cast a spell.
[Mon Mar 12 18:15:26 2012] Sirken tells you, 'all im saying is that i dont want players to use mobs to grief other players and that doing so would be bad for the server'
[Mon Mar 12 18:15:35 2012] a pickclaw seer begins to cast a spell.
[Mon Mar 12 18:15:41 2012] a pickclaw seer begins to cast a spell.
[Mon Mar 12 18:16:00 2012] Tsaria Jnarus begins to cast a spell.
[Mon Mar 12 18:16:07 2012] The potion has worn off.
[Mon Mar 12 18:16:11 2012] You told Sirken, 'i understand, but theres a certain danger in hunting in what is basically a city'
[Mon Mar 12 18:16:19 2012] Sirken tells you, 'and to answer your question, no its no illegal to break his invis'
[Mon Mar 12 18:16:24 2012] You say to your guild, 'what should my new name be'
[Mon Mar 12 18:16:30 2012] Dyrna Nlith begins to cast a spell.
[Mon Mar 12 18:16:35 2012] Purchin Oddsbot begins to cast a spell.
[Mon Mar 12 18:16:38 2012] Sirken tells you, 'not* illegal'
[Mon Mar 12 18:16:39 2012] You say to your guild, 'sirken is making me change it because i killed <Meow> too much'
[Mon Mar 12 18:17:13 2012] Isabella Cellus says 'Get away from me!'
[Mon Mar 12 18:17:15 2012] Isabella Cellus says 'I gotta get out of here!'
[Mon Mar 12 18:17:19 2012] Isabella Cellus says 'I see you!'
[Mon Mar 12 18:17:21 2012] You told Sirken, 'alright, thanks for that'
[Mon Mar 12 18:17:33 2012] Isabella Cellus says 'I just adore this place.'
[Mon Mar 12 18:17:37 2012] Players on EverQuest:
[Mon Mar 12 18:17:37 2012] ---------------------------
[Mon Mar 12 18:17:37 2012] [ANONYMOUS] Strong  <Meow>
[Mon Mar 12 18:17:37 2012] [ANONYMOUS] Mump 
[Mon Mar 12 18:17:37 2012] [ANONYMOUS] Marvolo 
[Mon Mar 12 18:17:37 2012] [ANONYMOUS] Timtebow  <Flowers of Happiness>
[Mon Mar 12 18:17:37 2012] There are 4 players in HighKeep.
[Mon Mar 12 18:17:47 2012] Sirken tells you, 'obvious his faction is his issue'
[Mon Mar 12 18:17:53 2012] Sirken tells you, 'not your prob'
[Mon Mar 12 18:18:03 2012] a pickclaw spiritist begins to cast a spell.
[Mon Mar 12 18:18:14 2012] You told Sirken, 'i was just using my advantages, didnt think it would invoke your wrath'
[Mon Mar 12 18:18:17 2012] Purchin Oddsbot begins to cast a spell.
[Mon Mar 12 18:18:24 2012] a pickclaw seer begins to cast a spell.
[Mon Mar 12 18:18:24 2012] You told Sirken, 'now whats so much worse about my name than theirs?'
[Mon Mar 12 18:18:27 2012] Sirken tells you, 'you sir have not felt my wrath =P'
[Mon Mar 12 18:18:35 2012] You told Sirken, 'Mckatface, Strong Dong, Squirty Vagina?'
[Mon Mar 12 18:18:37 2012] Tsaria Jnarus begins to cast a spell.
[Mon Mar 12 18:18:41 2012] Sirken tells you, 'its a RL person'
[Mon Mar 12 18:18:59 2012] Sirken tells you, 'and you have multiple words to form a saynig/phrase/sentence'
[Mon Mar 12 18:19:18 2012] You told Sirken, 'so is mckatface, Strong Dong and Squirty Vagina lol'
[Mon Mar 12 18:19:27 2012] a pickclaw spiritist begins to cast a spell.
[Mon Mar 12 18:19:29 2012] Sirken tells you, 'Strong is 1 word'
[Mon Mar 12 18:19:34 2012] Isabella Cellus says 'Stop following me!'
[Mon Mar 12 18:19:36 2012] Sirken tells you, 'Dong is 1 word'
[Mon Mar 12 18:19:38 2012] Dyrna Nlith begins to cast a spell.
[Mon Mar 12 18:19:42 2012] Sirken tells you, 'same with squirt'
[Mon Mar 12 18:19:51 2012] Purchin Oddsbot begins to cast a spell.
[Mon Mar 12 18:19:53 2012] a pickclaw seer begins to cast a spell.
[Mon Mar 12 18:20:02 2012] Sirken tells you, 'and none are RL people'
[Mon Mar 12 18:20:12 2012] You told Sirken, 'obviously not acceptable for everquest immersion though, i thought that was on the list'
[Mon Mar 12 18:20:15 2012] Sirken tells you, 'you name violates two parts'
[Mon Mar 12 18:20:40 2012] You told Sirken, 'fair enough'
[Mon Mar 12 18:20:49 2012] Sirken tells you, 'ill run mckatface by staff, the other two, strong and squirty will be fine'
[Mon Mar 12 18:21:09 2012] Aeris Greymalkyn begins to cast a spell.
[Mon Mar 12 18:21:12 2012] Tsaria Jnarus begins to cast a spell.
[Mon Mar 12 18:21:27 2012] You told Sirken, 'i just cant help but feel singled out a bit, the name has been fine by you guys since server launch, even when i encountered you and amelinda in unrest'
[Mon Mar 12 18:21:54 2012] Isabella Cellus says 'Get away from me!'

^TLDR Sirken deems the name Timtebow against the naming policy. I log off quickly to scan this policy regarding what he said and found not only was I breaking the rules but they all were too! Though not seen alive in these shots their collective names were: Mckatface Meow, Squirty Vagina, and Strong Dong. The latter two are explicitly ruled against, right at the top of the policy. I log back on to plead my case again, knowing the facts.


[Mon Mar 12 18:56:50 2012] You told Sirken, 'so they are overlooked even though they are in violation? =('
[Mon Mar 12 18:57:46 2012] Sirken tells you, 'imo, they arent violations'
[Mon Mar 12 18:58:13 2012] Sirken tells you, 'imo, your upset and your trying to rule lawyer me, which is, imo, a waste of my time, and is not appreciated'
[Mon Mar 12 18:58:53 2012] You told Sirken, 'one last question'
[Mon Mar 12 18:59:24 2012] You told Sirken, 'would it be unacceptable to use what youve said to me as part of a post on the boards if i put it in RnF/'
[Mon Mar 12 19:02:52 2012] You told Sirken, 'hello?'
[Mon Mar 12 19:02:56 2012] Sirken tells you, 'sec'
[Mon Mar 12 19:03:51 2012] Sirken tells you, 'if you really wanna go tit for tat on the forums, then by all means do so'

In the end, <Meow> got what they wanted. With GM's coming to the rescue, they were free to kill monsters unmolested.


So watch out you Bigroseanne's and you Sandusky's. I assume your names will be changed if you ever attempt anything fun

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RIP TIMTEBOW NEVER FORGIVE NEVER FORGET

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[Kergan]

Good read, very entertaining. +1

[no chewie dont]

Sirken has a rich history of pants-on-head-retarted calls
and also fat fingered DT misfires lol

[no chewie dont]

Yikes just saw who posted this, you wont get many more gm rezzes after this thread [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Sweetbaby Jesus]

Good read lol

[Goobles]

Inaccuracy detected in story: there is no deity in EQ by the name of Christ.

[thugcruncher]

i think isabella cellus won that discussion

[Vile]

lol @ the other names not violating naming policy

[thugcruncher]

happens to everyone that the gm's/guides don't like?

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[hatelore]

Lol the aussie tells was pretty funny lol. Dude done got out the urban dictionary on yo ass! Lol