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![]() The sight that greeted me as I approached the West Commons wizard spire was a grisly one. The corpse of a barbarian male, splayed out for all to see across the busiest wizard spire in Norrath. It was clear there was a message being sent. Somebody wanted this corpse to be viewed by all.
[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] This man dared to infringe upon the trademarked and hallowed name of Dial A Port, and his reward was a ghastly and untimely death, his body violated and debased for no reason but to send a message. Dial A Port has murdered a man and left his body to rot so that all who see it will know, nobody makes use of the Dial A Port name without their consent. I can only assume I will be next, but someone has to speak out. Dial A Port has become a pack of brazen, lawless murderers, and someone must stand up to them. When I am splayed out over the West Commons spires, I hope someone will do the same for me.
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Kekephee Souphanousinphone
Erudite Bard <BDA> Blue Server Every song I play is actually just me screaming the 1812 Overture in a raspy, shrieking falsetto. | ||
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![]() lol, nice. Kind of reminds of a chuckle I had with someone dieing over and over in the Qeynos cleric pond named, diefishdie.
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![]() I would say run and hide but those bastages can port around everywhere and find you.
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![]() I found a bunch of un-guilded druid corpses at the bottom of OoT the other day. Sleeping with the fishes.
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![]() the only way this thread can get better is with an actual keke corpse at the same spire.
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![]() say keke can I port you somewhere quiet?
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![]() *screams like a woman*
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Kekephee Souphanousinphone
Erudite Bard <BDA> Blue Server Every song I play is actually just me screaming the 1812 Overture in a raspy, shrieking falsetto. | ||
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Threats against my life have already begun. The wrath of Dial A Port is swift and merciless. I fear I have very little time left. Tell my family I love them. It has been an honor to play Everquest with you, Project 1999. Be brave. Be strong. Do not let this CARTEL intimidate you.
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Kekephee Souphanousinphone
Erudite Bard <BDA> Blue Server Every song I play is actually just me screaming the 1812 Overture in a raspy, shrieking falsetto. | ||
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![]() Quote:
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Supremacydru - <Dial-A-Port> Guild Leader
When your group, has gone astray Call <Dial-A-Port>, we'll take you right away. When you're looking for a better place to play, <Dial-A-Port> will be online all day! Diaaal-a-Porrrrrrt! | |||
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