***OFFICIAL*** P99 Christmas Thread

[Big_Japan]

We're going to be saying Merry Christmas a LOT on this board. You better believe that.

Alright, who hasn't purchased a single gift yet? I know I'm not the only one, but the pressure is mounting.

My family is doing "white elephant", one gift under $40. What's a gift that can be assigned to any random person under $40? The TRUMP hat I ordered isn't going to make it in time. Please help, I'm desperate.

Merry Christmas and God bless and seriously, please help.

[Pokesan]

I bought my niece a neat toy but everyone else is an adult so fuck them.

[Pokesan]

Joke:

What is maerilith's favorite band? TRANS siberian orchestra ho ho ho!

Merry Christmas to all P99 Sex Mutants!

[Swish]

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I bought my niece a neat toy but everyone else is an adult so fuck them.

As a practicing moo-slim I'm offended by this thread, but I'll take the time off work anyway.

[Pokesan]

Originally Posted by Swish [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

As a practicing moo-slim I'm offended by this thread, but I'll take the time off work anyway.

I'm going to slap some sense into you for Christmas.

post better

[Big_Japan]

Originally Posted by Swish [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

As a practicing moo-slim I'm offended by this thread, but I'll take the time off work anyway.

you better tread lightly buddy, take posts like this much further and youll be subject to arrest in your native land.

now someone tell me a good white elephant gift and hurry. if SoRP i will nom for a FKP.

[Champion_Standing]

I'm going to make a framed picture of Kenard from The Wire to give out at the secret santa thing at work.

[Pokesan]

Originally Posted by Big_Japan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

you better tread lightly buddy, take posts like this much further and youll be subject to arrest in your native land.

now someone tell me a good white elephant gift and hurry. if SoRP i will nom for a FKP.

get this and play spot the worst alcoholic

http://www.jcpenney.com/wembley-tail...=item_page.oos

was one that said 'Go Big Or Go Home' but it's sold out now.

64 ounces of fury my friend!

[Big_Japan]

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

get this and play spot the worst alcoholic

http://www.jcpenney.com/wembley-tail...=item_page.oos

was one that said 'Go Big Or Go Home' but it's sold out now.

64 ounces of fury my friend!

oh man I wish I had had this back in my plebjuice days. I had to buy 151 to put in my vending machine coke bottle because volume was always a concern. this is a gr8 gift idea buddy, the AA members in my family will surely love it, upboat!

Also, just a recommendation for all the rest of yall who may share similar concerns -- I just remembered a great gift given by one of my heroes.

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Joke:

What is maerilith's favorite band? TRANS siberian orchestra ho ho ho!

Merry Christmas to all P99 Sex Mutants!

And this was a five star post in itself!

I hereby nominate you for a FKP point Lord Treasurer, for your outstanding contributions to this lovely and blossoming community!

[am0n]

Originally Posted by Big_Japan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

you better tread lightly buddy, take posts like this much further and youll be subject to arrest in your native land.

now someone tell me a good white elephant gift and hurry. if SoRP i will nom for a FKP.

http://www.amazon.com/Dead-of-Winter.../dp/B00HFKITJC

And if they don't like it, tell them to go pound sand.