The Player Base to the GM Staff: A list of demands.

[Anonymous]

We, the Playerbase, demand the following articles be addressed immediately by the leadership. We demand that you propose at least one fix for each item on the list. We demand that you do these things now. If you don't, we won't donate $10.00/yr anymore.

Take the loot away.
Don't take the loot away.
Ban the hackers.
Unban the hackers.
Ban the hackers again.
Force solo players to give up camps to full groups if the full group claims the camp in shout.
Make EC tunnel a bazaar.
Don't make EC tunnel a bazaar.
Let me and my "brother" play on the same IP please, I swear "he" "will" "play" alot, and that I "won't" 2box.
Put Lustrous Russet back in the game, and increase the drop rate.
Make every character start with a Fanged Skull Stiletto.
Instance Innoruuk and Maetsro; allow every guild a chance to kill them both every time they respawn.
Make my computer stop tripping out - I haz dual core, wai mai problemz?
Fix Tash.
Fix Malo.
Fix Charisma as it applies to charm.
Fix the boss AE's.
Release Mayong Mistmoore.
Don't realease Mayong Mistmoore.
Make / all zone work to list anon/role people.
Make player run speed faster.
Make charm work better.
Make charm work worse.
Make pets hit for more.
Make pets hit for less.
Make pets dual-wield.
Make pets not path retardedly.
Fix thex dagger.
Re-implement Thex Dagger
Un-Nerf Highkeep.
Un-Nerf Agility.
Un-Nerf Poisons.
Un-nerf dodge, parry, riposte, etc.
Fix mend.
Make ooc/auc zonewide.
Make swearing bannable.
Make all zones instanced.
Make all mobs respawn in one minute after killing.
Enforce a GM raid boss rotation.
Abolish a GM raid boss rotation.
Make the server PvP.
Make everyone forced to use the new models.
Outlaw any use of the new models.
Disband IB, Divinity, and Trans; force all members of each to form one superguild called <FILM ACTORS GUILD> under the leadership of Danth.
Shoot all the GM's who play characters.
..or burn said GM's at the stake.
Release PoS.
Don't release PoS.
Inform everyone that Krimzin and p5ot are kind of important.
Don't release Kunark.
Release Kunark.
Shorten the timeline.
Lengthen the timeline.
Allow the server to progress past Velious.
Make Velious the last expansion.
Fix sneak-pulling.
Fix factions.
Speed up swimming skillups.
Slow down swimming skillups.

Deliver results on these demands, or we will stop giving you ten dollars!