online petition to end agnosticism in norrath

[pink grapefruit]

hail, adventurer. would you like to sign a petition? xD

agnosticism is the leading cause of bland gameplay and roleplayer death on the continent of antonica, and is only surpassed on faydwer by people choosing the dwarf race upon character creation. wouldn't you rather be a super cool rain worshipper than a boring agnostic? climate change is happening and we're all gonna die horrible deaths... except for those karana deems worthy of living in his futuristic post-florida utopia.

did you even know you could play as a bertoxxulous worshipping half elf? why would you not, now that you do know? that's cool af; an evil elf xD

plz sign, and commit to a better future for green. innoruuk enchanters are all the rage rn <3