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![]() Cats keep themselves clean
Cats don’t need constant attention Cats don’t need to be walked Cats don’t need to be taken out to take a shit, or piss Cats can be trained to use the toilet Cats don’t eat their own shit You can leave a cat alone for a week or more, just leave out some food and water. You couldn’t leave home for a week without your dog having a catastrophic breakdown Cats kill annoying rodents for fun Cats are elegant, sleek, and fuzzy. Dogs are slobbering baboons Cats are clever and conniving, which makes them much more interesting to play with Dogs’ relatives are wolves. Cats’ relatives are leopards, lions, and motherfucking tigers. Kittens are infinitely cuter than puppies Cats live longer than dogs Cats are much less likely to run away from home and get lost In short, dogs are for emotionally-dependent people that need a constant source of stupid, blind loyalty. Cats are for people that are interesting and independent enough to enjoy the pockets of deep affection cats give to their human companions. | ||
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