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Old 09-25-2014, 09:46 AM
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Exclamation Cats > Dogs

Cats keep themselves clean

Cats don’t need constant attention

Cats don’t need to be walked

Cats don’t need to be taken out to take a shit, or piss

Cats can be trained to use the toilet

Cats don’t eat their own shit

You can leave a cat alone for a week or more, just leave out some food and water. You couldn’t leave home for a week without your dog having a catastrophic breakdown

Cats kill annoying rodents for fun

Cats are elegant, sleek, and fuzzy. Dogs are slobbering baboons

Cats are clever and conniving, which makes them much more interesting to play with

Dogs’ relatives are wolves. Cats’ relatives are leopards, lions, and motherfucking tigers.

Kittens are infinitely cuter than puppies

Cats live longer than dogs

Cats are much less likely to run away from home and get lost

In short, dogs are for emotionally-dependent people that need a constant source of stupid, blind loyalty. Cats are for people that are interesting and independent enough to enjoy the pockets of deep affection cats give to their human companions.
 


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