I have a cat and a dog, let me tell you the negatives of both.
Dog:
- Barks at fucking nothing
- Has the ability to knock over the trashcan and spread the contents everywhere.
- Chews up panties.
- Wreeks after a week.
Here are my cats:
- Consistently and without fail attempts to climb up human flesh for attention
- Climbs counters and knocks shit on the ground breaking it
- PISSES on everything, pillows, blankets, clothes, it doesn't matter he's going to mark it.
- Greedy. Will consume 10 lbs of cat food and then go after your food non-stop
- Moron. Can spray it a million times and it doesn't learn to stay off the fucking counter.
Yeah the dog does some annoying shit like dragging trash all over the kitchen, but the cat takes the cake for the most annoying as it makes everything in this house smell like piss and makes everyone bleed 24/7 as it attempts to claw at legs, arms, faces etc.
09-26-2014, 10:58 PM
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