conversation with a "friend" i kicked out of my house.

[Pokesan]

i...agree with meth friend? you sound like a beta bitch boy

posting this here is a good example of why

[PlatLordlolz]

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i...agree with meth friend? you sound like a beta bitch boy

posting this here is a good example of why

try alpha male infantry veteran. i try to be civil with everyone, i posted mainly everyones cheap entertainment.

[kaev]

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i...agree with meth friend? you sound like a beta bitch boy

posting this here is a good example of why

RnF done right, brings a crocodile tear to my eye

[PlatLordlolz]

Originally Posted by kaev [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

RnF done right, brings a crocodile tear to my eye

i expect these kinds of remarks from pokesan..well played /golf clap

[surf3001x]

platlordlolz == jibekn

[applesauce25r624]

goddamn tweakers

give him a hotshot

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Decent solution: Try to figure out a situation where you can get it on record that your landlord is pressuring you to keep this person in your house, then go to cops or get a lawyer about the meth head freak.

The bad person will be taken care of, and if the landlord tries to fuck with you, you will have a record that could mess him up.

Best solution: Do the above, but just move out and dare him/her to take you to court for the remainder of your lease. Your landlord will fuck you sooner or later, and he/she kind of already did, so fuck them first.

[TheBiznessTZ]

is this meth head fandango?

[jarshale]

In other news today a player on the private Everquest server "Project 1999" was gunned down by a meth head outside his house.

[Sorn]

Sounds like you need to break up with him. Here is how you do it.

Step 1: Take all his things and dump them on the front curb.
Step 2: Change all the locks in your apartment so he can't get in.
Step 3: Send pictures of it to his phone. Make sure you aren't there when he shows up next.
Step 4: Mysteriously, it all catches fire before he can get to it...??? How did that happen? No one knows, especially not you.
Step 5: Slash his tires when he comes back, claim innocence and refuse to pay for a tow truck.
Step 6: If he comes back with a gun, shoot him first and cite Stand Your Ground. I hope you pass as white.

Achievement unlocked! You're now the crazy ex!

Alternatively after step 3, you can go a more benign route:
Step 4: Buy pint of Ben & Jerry's, eat it during your next Netflix binge
Step 5: Call your mom and have her tell you you deserve so much better.
Step 6: Post about it on Facebook.
Step 7: Start a new hobby in an attempt to find yourself and/or your center. Either knitting or yoga are best. Kickboxing is okay, too. Rock climbing, not so much. Mafia hitman, definitely not.
Step 8: Congratulate yourself for being single and post about how much you're enjoying life as a single.

Achievement unlocked! You are now a twenty-something white chick who likes pumpkin spice lattes and wearing silk scarves for no reason! You go, girl!

(Disclaimer: This post meant for humorous purposes only.)