How to get ports that don't cost anything!

[Portasaurus]

Good tippers always get a seafood buffet on Portasaurus portlines! Even crappy tippers usually get seafood. In other words: seafood.

But if you can prove to me that you donated real money to Pantheon? ...Well I can't tell you what you'll get because then I'd get banned.

OK I got it out of my system. I'll stop.