Dial A Port too far

[GnashingOfTeeth]

Originally Posted by TrendyDru [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Baths are for women and Amish people. Showers are more efficient. And water friendly.

Also, shots fired bro [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] I don't wanna shave

No shots fired, ya just looked dirty.
Word if that is you style....

[Conky]

Originally Posted by Ajax.eq [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Hmmm....I am a member of <Dial a Port>. When someone asks me for an EJ evac and I am not bound in KC, my standard reply is

"Its a pain to run to KC, but I will do it if you treat me well"

I usually ask for 100p. Too much you ask? Well in the time/mana it takes to port to DL, levi, sow and run to KC, then do the evac i could have done 3 or 4 other ports (which i get on average ~40p-50p per port). So i actually lose time/plat by doing those EJ evacs, but I like to help when I can

Jaxn

You either only port generous people or Im doing something wrong cause my average is more like 25-30pp.

[Ajax.eq]

Originally Posted by Thana8088 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Do you issue refunds if you drop your fare in the wrong zone? [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I have ported people to the wrong zone, but then I port them to the correct zone. I usually ask if they are good when my port is finished [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Jaxn

[bilko138]

When I port people to the wrong zone I try to convince them that's where they wanna be. Works like...60% of the time.

[TrendyDru]

Originally Posted by indiscriminate_hater [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

your level being that you have to defend your life choices against strangers on a forum for a 17 year old elf simulator?

Not defending my life choices. Or maybe I am. I don't know. What I do know is that I'm proud of my boys and I'm proud of myself for giving them a good life. I don't need the approval of forum trolls to know I'm a great parent [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Anyone can be a parent but not everyone is a good one. Ya feels?

[TrendyDru]

Also re reading the OP it came off more as me being mad. I was actually making the thread in a more joking light. But for anyone with rustled jimmies I'd like to public ally apologize. Wasn't my intention. Was made for lols not tears.

My b

[iruinedyourday]

people assume any joking here is like pure rage straight from the heart lik every tim.

[Cecily]

Originally Posted by Ajax.eq [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Sounds like a difference of opinion. You think its worth 50p, the druid doesn't :/

Jaxn

50p+ is perfectly adequate. I tip 100p generally, but 50p is worth a solo port, a sow, and a sincere thank you. If that's how Dial-A-Port is gonna act, it might be time for a new taxi company to break up the monopoly.

[Glenzig]

Originally Posted by Cecily [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

50p+ is perfectly adequate. I tip 100p generally, but 50p is worth a solo port, a sow, and a sincere thank you. If that's how Dial-A-Port is gonna act, it might be time for a new taxi company to break up the monopoly.

Port rotations? Cecily could be the new Chest.

[Schwing]

I'm not in the guild, but I do port generally every single person who asks. I don't even require payment; I'm happy to possibly gain a friend for the long haul. But at least show me the decency to answer me after I'm going out of my way to help you. Nothing pisses me off more than when I show up, the guy is already leaving and says 'sorry got one'. That's happened way too often