Do guides do anything?

[Lexical]

It took about 2 months to get my IP exemption. I saw the best results when I shut my mouth and waited.

[Shiagur]

Gotta say, I'm glad I stumbled across this thread. Especially Lexical's response.

I used to play back when P99 first came out and I remember two friends of mine got their exemption within a day or so - a week at most? It's been 6 years, I don't remember exactly. So naturally, I figured my request for my hub and I to get ours wouldn't take too long.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining, I know these guys are up to their ears in shit to do to keep us happy. I'm just relieved to have some kind of time frame so I'm not sitting there expecting a response within a couple days.

Thanks :}

[Moregan]

Do guides do anything?

Well, the scientific response is "not really."

But, one time, I did summon someone's rotted corpse to them in under 20 seconds!

I also have a sub-15-second surname removal under the belt.

Over the weekend -- specifically instead of processing OP's IP Exemption -- I turned people into dinosaurs and large corpses and such.

The End

/EMOTE POPCORN

[JackFlash]

Originally Posted by FinalTidus21 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I don't think going on a month is considered reasonable time. I think somewhere in their goals should be to respond to IP exemptions within 2 weeks. Taking a longer amount of time doesn't lower the amount of requests, just keep up with the work load and consider doing other things less frequently and other things more frequently. Maybe first off something you could do less frequently turn people into raptors and watch them run around or make people big and kill them in EC. Maybe something you could do more frequently is train other guides or designate more times to IP exemption requests. I'm not trying to be a smart ass or anything but good lord a month is a long time for someone to watch you play when they should be able to as well.

Can we fast track to deny? Smells like a boxer.

[Lojik]

If you want an IP exemption you need to make sure to do two things:

1) Good news, you already did this...Post in RNF. The saltier the post the better, it makes the staff feel guilty and they'll then gladly oblige any request you have.

2) Bump the thread you made for the IP exemption. I don't mean daily, I mean every 5 minutes. Make sure to send various guides who may or may not have anything to do with your exemption lots of angry PMs the longer you wait.

[dafier]

Originally Posted by minakto [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You also suck people's jibs.

I must be old. What does jibs mean?

[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by Sweettouch [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I cringe anytime I see a Patriots game,they do anything to get an advantage and get away with it due to Belichick being butt buddies with Roger Goodell. GL against them :P

???

If you want to hate on the Patriots. I'm from Boston, so I will tell you how to do it right.

Bill Belichick isn't butt buddies with anyone. Its Patriots owner Robert Kraft who is Christmas dinner pals with Roger Goodell. Kraft sets the marching music for Belichick. Kraft's son Jonathan Kraft makes his father look like the most stately and moral businessman on the planet. The idea of the franchise being in his hands one day makes stomachs turn.

A corporation I'm intimate with told me some eyeopening stories and shenanigans of how Johnny Kraft nazi'd 36 season club seats, and 3 season luxury suites from them after owning them for several years.

No surprise how the team conducts itself on the field, is a reflection of how the Kraft family run their business.

Kraft attorney disclaimer: the above is untrue and I enjoy writing hyperbolic opinions based on fiction.

[Sweettouch]

Originally Posted by AzzarTheGod [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

???

If you want to hate on the Patriots. I'm from Boston, so I will tell you how to do it right.

Bill Belichick isn't butt buddies with anyone. Its Patriots owner Robert Kraft who is Christmas dinner pals with Roger Goodell. Kraft sets the marching music for Belichick. Kraft's son Jonathan Kraft makes his father look like the most stately and moral businessman on the planet. The idea of the franchise being in his hands one day makes stomachs turn.

A corporation I'm intimate with told me some eyeopening stories and shenanigans of how Johnny Kraft nazi'd 36 season club seats, and 3 season luxury suites from them after owning them for several years.

No surprise how the team conducts itself on the field, is a reflection of how the Kraft family run their business.

Kraft attorney disclaimer: the above is untrue and I enjoy writing hyperbolic opinions based on fiction.

That's why they can deflate balls,play when the other team has faulty headsets and uses this to their advantage,goes into other team locker rooms looking at their game plans and get a slap on the wrist,you must be blind or ignorant. ESPN and ANY sports reporter doesn't report this shit due to good ol' Roger buying them off

[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by Sweettouch [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

ESPN and ANY sports reporter doesn't report this shit due to good ol' Roger buying them off

Right. During the scandal of rising patriots superstar Aaron Hernandez last year, the Kraft's also controlled the media very tightly with payoffs and bribes, quid pro quo of course. Insiders at major networks said the story was strictly hands-off. Daddy Kraft's orders!

When other NFL teams had players involved in murder cases or stuff like Ray Rice, Ray Lewis murder case, etc. there was coverage and updates of the incident from top to bottom on ESPN NBC and other major sports news.

Kraft's son Johnny gave the newspapers and station owners the word to bury the Aaron Hernandez scandal and his 40 million dollar deal because it would threaten to destroy the team. And the networks never said a peep.

Its the Patriot's Way, buy buy buy. Bribe bribe bribe. Extort Extort Extort with threats of taking away press passes and media credentials and limiting access.

Kraft attorney disclaimer: I love writing fictional hyperbole about the Kraft family and nothing I say is true.

[Spyder73]

Its not too late Azzar, I got a seat open right next to me on the Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl train, come on in - the water is fine.