somehow I missed this thread the first time around. The praise of the Retarded God be unto our beloved Grand Moff Shogun for rectifying this oversight. And even more praise from Him for the author of this delightful artwork, at which I lol'd.
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Originally Posted by Filthy_Pagan
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Jolly old Sirken then did come along,
"You pietheth of shit" he said with great calm;
There stood Trump his hair wafting and steaming,
His top notch veneers were blinding and gleaming;
"Vote for me, Pagan, in 2016",
"If I become president I'll wipe this bitch clean";
Before even I knew it I instinctively knelt,
And started undoing the buckle on his belt;
He stood me back up and said "no, son, don't blow",
"Just please vote for me and let your friends know";
He lept in his sleigh and roared with a grin,
"Let's make America great once again!";
Taking off to the stars like a great fire ball,
"HAPPY NEW YEAR, AND MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!".
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quoted my favorite parts
this was just lovely. took a screencap and i only have like 4 p99 screencaps ever.