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Reiwa · #**3041** 04-28-2025, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Ekco [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baptism_of_desire

speaking of Baptism, i got mine under threat of violence by Desert Storm vets with PTSD when i got court ordered to go to one of those scared straight kinda programs due to truancy and weed lol

i need to write a book/script about that some day, part of the program was they raid your room and start tearing shit apart to simulate bootcamp or w/e and this fuckin retard asked me if i worshipped the devil because i had a black sabbath sabbath bloody sabbath poster on my wall

Must be nice to have had parents that actually cared about you.

Ekco · #**3042** 04-28-2025, 11:12 PM

was a win / win proposition for them

parents of one of the kids that died there got a fat settlement.

Reiwa · #**3043** 04-28-2025, 11:29 PM

Brief interlude regarding Canada:

The Canadian PM is like if the Speaker of the House was also the President.

But the governor general (from the UK monarchy) can say no. Mon dieu et mon Droit!

Reiwa · #**3044** 04-28-2025, 11:31 PM

Any royal subjects want to chime in? [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ekco · #**3045** 04-28-2025, 11:38 PM

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this is fun

atomicpaul · #**3046** 04-29-2025, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Duik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Can anyone here think originally for themselves? Not everything relates to a meme or a wiki page.
When i say original im not saying i am the originator of all of what im saying, just sometimes multiple peeps independantly think of the same shit.
Also saying all liberals are this and all conservatives do that makes you all sound stupid. I hope you come to realise this.

Elon and trump will save you. They are literal jesus, the indivisible onesness of the bi-organism.

i use memes because i am speaking their language to them, not because i love memes necessarily, but some are good at encapsulating a more complex idea. think of them as graffiti on virtual buildings.

americans are drowning in propaganda and misplaced blame, and individualism has ruined many of us. huxley and orwell were both right, turns out.