Ways to tell if someone enters my room (need suggestions)

[Barkingturtle]

You could rub your feces all over the doorknob and then check for fingerprints when you get home. If the prints aren't yours, you've been trespassed upon.

[Lucky]

quit bein a pussy and just confront him like wtf bro goin in my shit ur gonna learn a real lesson now motherfucker

[Peatree]

Or you could rig the front door to drop a tub of hot peanut butter on your room mate's head and then pull open a cage that holds a half dozen hungry rabid chimpanzees?

[Tecmos Deception]

Originally Posted by lolondar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

lol its easier then all this

take a piece of string and tap it above your door make sure it falls on the inside when you leave then if they come in it will fall on the outside

also put a /stuff animal something small and moveable if the door is opened it will move the object

Does the fact that people have tried similar things to this on me but I noticed and fixed the stuff when I left the room make me... well I don't know. What does it make me?

[lolondar]

I dunno clever maybe? lol theres lots of other tricks that are similar but thse are ones ive used and know will work [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Lexical]

Originally Posted by Tecmos Deception [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Does the fact that people have tried similar things to this on me but I noticed and fixed the stuff when I left the room make me... well I don't know. What does it make me?

paranoid.

[Lexical]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You could rub your feces all over the doorknob and then check for fingerprints when you get home. If the prints aren't yours, you've been trespassed upon.

This is probably the best suggestion you are going to get. You also shouldn't stop with just the door. Smear feces over your cookware, clothes, towels, anything of yours you think your roommate is using unjustly. You will catch him red handed!

[lolondar]

more like shit handed...... ew just ew...... cmon people this person has a legit issue how would you like it if someone came into where you live and messed with your shit and you couldnt prove it?

[Lexical]

Listen Lolondar, the poop idea is brilliant because it is not only a detection mechanism. It is also a deterrent.

[lolondar]

ah yes but theres the wonderful fact that all your stuff is covered in shit .... now yes i know Technically it would work for the main issue but i mean really who wants there stuff covered in shit?