Alignment.. even without roleplaying

[Gecko]

Maybe I've done too much AD&D in my youth but it's funny how in my brief time here I pretty much put people in the traditional alignment box, even though few are actual RPers. Anyways.. I thought I'd throw this out for discussion as it was a slow work day for me. Where do you or those you know fit on the alignment scale?

Chaotic Evil -The point is ladies and gentlemen that greed, for lack of a better word, is good.

Lawful Evil - Son, we live in a world that has raids, and those raids have to be hit by guilds with DPS. Who's gonna do it? You? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for those lesser guilds, and you curse mine. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That those raids, while tragic, probably saved characters. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves this server.

Chaotic Neutral - . "Needless to say I have some unusual habits, yet all these socially acceptable people can’t wait to pick up hammers and publicly smash their food to bits. Normal people are so hostile."

Lawful Neutral - The law doesn't... make mistakes.

Chaotic Good - When you're on your own, behind enemy spawns, no artillery, no air strikes, no hope of an evac, you don't fight dirty. You do things that make dirty look good.

Lawful Good - There's a lot of ugly things in this world, son. I wish I could keep them all away from you. That's never possible.

p.s. This is solely for satirical fun.