If you had a million platinum.......

[Spyder73]

I would hold an elaborate tournament in honor of Braknar. The goal of the tournament would be to reproduce the feeling of having your still-beating-heart boiled in flaming p!ss and sh!t by a demon seconds after being ripped out of your chest. As you watch your heart disintegrate into muddy ashes the demon uses his massive demon wiener to punch through the back of your throat and pop out the back of your skull, all fades to black until you wake up just in time to see the demon ripping your heart out again. You are caught in a vicious cycle that can never be broken now and for all eternity you watch the demon boil your heart while laughing in your face and adding extra p!ss to the pot every few rounds.

AKA The same feeling I had the day Wu'Tang was chained by the greasy one.

[applesauce25r624]

mage epic. Always thought it would be fun to wreck dungeons like cazic-thule with the epic pet

[Raavak]

I would split it up and give it to all the players because no one deserves to have more than someone else, even if they are dirty lazy casuals, and then we could all live in peace and harmony and enjoy this game we all so much love! Kumbaya

[Foxplay]

In all seriousness a million plat isn't even enough to fully twink + buy epics for some classes (lol mage epic)

But in seriousness I'd buy my alts SS quest gear till I was broke again

[Izmael]

I'd change it to copper at the NFP bank and this would tear a space/time continuum hole open a the Rogean's server colocation facility.

[Voland]

Originally Posted by scrapiron7 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

LOL, Office Space ftw!

[skarlorn]

Originally Posted by Spyder73 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I would hold an elaborate tournament in honor of Braknar. The goal of the tournament would be to reproduce the feeling of having your still-beating-heart boiled in flaming p!ss and sh!t by a demon seconds after being ripped out of your chest. As you watch your heart disintegrate into muddy ashes the demon uses his massive demon wiener to punch through the back of your throat and pop out the back of your skull, all fades to black until you wake up just in time to see the demon ripping your heart out again. You are caught in a vicious cycle that can never be broken now and for all eternity you watch the demon boil your heart while laughing in your face and adding extra p!ss to the pot every few rounds.

AKA The same feeling I had the day Wu'Tang was chained by the greasy one.

nice post

reminds me of book 2 from sword of truth series.

u read this?

[knottyb0y]

I'd walk around every where invisible... So none of those nasty mobs can see me!

[Spyder73]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

nice post

reminds me of book 2 from sword of truth series.

u read this?

No, after I finished the Wheel of Time and Malazan Book of The Fallen I think I have had enough of the 15 book series type. Wiki reports Sword of Truth is 15 books long. Yikes!

I still need to go pick up the new Brandon Sanderson stormlight archives book... Just not looking to pay $50 for the hardback either and its still really new (Nov)

[Smurflogik]

"I'd buy you a shield to go with your sword (like a nice Bladestopper or a CGS)"

Anyone remember the song?